Shipping and return policies for Djarmbi Supreme

Shipping Info
I'll toss a coin. heads; I send the shit in a padded post-pack via Australia post (standard post). tails; I sticky-tape the shit to a pigeon and tell the cunt your address. I increase the chances of successful delivery by telling old mate I'll turn his family into squab if he fucks it up.
luck, be a lady tonight...
Return Policy
no returns, this is LO-FI dirt shit. boo hoo